Today at the cafe I took my headphones off and instantly got sucked into a vortex of chat.
Specifically, someone tried to talk to me about irrational fears, and I exclaimed “That kind of cancer is no big deal! Don’t be such a wuss!” Strangers at surrounding tables stared in shock.
Ladychat FAIL.
Later I invested in expensive moisturizing products, only to be informed (by a helpful teen) that I now smell like moist towelette.