Last night someone offered me drugs for the second time in my entire life.
I was so thrilled I squealed and threw my hands all over the place, much to the confusion of the individual trying to get me high. Then I texted a bunch of friends to inform them of this historic moment.
The consensus (even from the sober ones, tsk) was that I should take up the offer.
Yeah, right! As I pointed out, I’ve never smoked anything, at all, ever – why learn to inhale now?