Observation: the worst part of having your picture in the newspaper? It becomes very clear who reads newspapers.
I am sufficiently exasperated by Cambridge that I no longer wish to enumerate the reasons. However, I would like to offer a tip to locals: if you have been rude, or dismissive, or ignored me every day for, hmm, five years…. I noticed. Whether your attitude derived from the fact that I am tattered, tattooed, and/or not affiliated with the university, know what? I’m not offended; I don’t care.
I simply do not want to know you. To be precise and succinct: you are not interesting.