Today I went to the Hunterian to pensively stare at the skeletal remains of Caroline Crachami for awhile before I meandered off to the V&A because I’d heard a rumor of a Lee Miller retrospective.
Too early! It opens later this week – color me excited! Then as I moved to depart, wonder of wonders, what did I see in the European Galleries? A very sketchy looking man with a unicorn tattooed on his neck! This, if you may recall, was the ultimate holy grail in our Hunt for Bad Boys and Lumberjacks!
I stood there gawking, then realized he might mistake my fascination for prurient interest and scurried away before the dude could talk to me.
Lurking in the sculpture gallery I rapidly texted Ana Erotica to let her know I’d spotted her man. Maybe fate will throw them together one day! Though she has lately been trying to date Very Smart Boys, even if she doesn’t find them hot.