I was rummaging around trying to figure out when I decided to move to the UK and stumbled across all sorts of interesting trivia.
For instance, according to my journal, I met Gordon in person exactly four years ago today. How fortuitous! He has proved to be an able tour guide and fast friend in this whole unraveling irksome journey toward becoming human.
While most people find my robotic, emotionally disconnected obliviousness exasperating at best, he has always answered my questions without condescension or annoyance. Or at least, without displaying those traits.
He even taught me how to talk on the phone! For this and just for the sheer genius of his existence, I extend a sincere thank you.