Back in the land of tea & misery, a border guard scrutinized my passport and proceeded to ask probing questions, despite the fact that it is prominently stamped Indefinite Leave to Remain.
Know what that means? It doesn’t matter where in the realm I live, what my job is, whether or not I am married. I have permanent residency in the United Kingdom, and border guards have no reason whatsoever to ask impertinent questions.
However, “mind your own beeswax” is never the right answer when dealing with immigration officials.